By Andy Hickley

McClarence Wonders played and won twice in a day to move above AC Milincoln. A 6-4 win over Players Only was followed by a three hour gap, before a 9-4 victory over Just In Time FC put them into the top position.

Closely following are AC Milincoln, maintaining their 100% record with an 11-5 win over Heroes FC, leaving them a point behind McClarence with two games in hand after an impressive seven wins in a row. Mikey from Recess secured a tiny 2-1 win to move within two points of Engine Shed Later, who didn’t play.

The evening league had leaders Dum Dum FC missing, with second-placed Poksoccer Aces taking on third-placed Real Topkapi, resulting in a 7-6 thriller that gave Poksoccer the points and the plaudits.

Inter Lager moved up to fourth win a win over AC Milanos, after five goals from Danny Rayner gave his side a 9-5 win. Thorngumbald Pigeons managed to destroy the goal difference of Flat 35 with the day’s most impressive performance, ending in an incredible 18-3 win that moved them up to 6th.

Your correspondent’s night league team, News-Hassle United, suffered a 9-1 defeat to the Sleeping Giants, who awakened to take their first ever Viva Futbol victory. The result takes the Giants up to ninth, above News-Hassle. At the top end of the table, Hedgehogs United claimed top spot with a huge 16-2 win over Episode 2: Paddy Strikes Back. Team Twenty Men kept up their challenge, staying in second after a 4-2 win over fourth-placed Pathetico Madrid.

League Tables as it stands 22nd April:

Viva Futbol Afternoon League

 

 

 

P

W

D

L

F

A

GD

Pts

1.

McClarence Wonders

9

7

1

1

51

33

+18

15

2.

AC Milincoln

7

7

0

0

45

10

+35

14

3.

Engine Shed Later

8

5

0

3

47

22

+25

10

4.

Mikey From Recess Plus 5

8

4

0

4

45

40

+5

8

5.

The Brazil Nuts

8

4

0

4

23

21

+2

8

6.

Flat Five Dons

8

4

0

4

31

34

-3

8

7.

The Sugar Plum Fairies

8

3

1

4

35

45

-10

7

8.

Heroes FC

9

2

2

5

47

67

-20

6

9

Just In Time FC

8

3

0

5

32

52

-20

6

10.

Players Only

7

2

1

4

27

28

-1

5

11.

Emile Heskeys

8

0

1

7

21

52

-31

1

Viva Futbol Evening League

 

 

 

P

W

D

L

F

A

GD

Pts

1.

Dum Dum FC

8

8

0

0

61

12

+49

16

2.

Poksoccer Aces

9

7

0

2

65

39

+26

14

3.

Real Topkapi

8

6

0

2

48

27

+21

12

4.

Inter Lager FC

9

6

0

3

51

44

+7

12

5.

Ajax Treesdown

8

5

1

2

58

34

+24

11

6.

Thorngumbald Pigeons

8

4

1

3

46

29

+17

9

7.

Multiple Scorgasms

8

4

0

4

37

37

=

8

8.

The Lincoln Bankers

8

2

0

6

20

31

-11

4

9

Flat 35 FC

8

1

0

7

33

71

-38

2

10.

AC Milanos

8

1

0

7

32

78

-46

2

11.

Poksoccer Jokers

8

0

0

8

14

60

-46

0

 

Viva Futbol Night League

 

 

 

P

W

D

L

F

A

GD

Pts

1.

Hedgehogs United

9

7

1

1

74

27

+47

15

2.

Team Twenty Men III

8

7

1

0

49

22

+27

15

3.

Greestone Lodgers

8

7

0

1

63

21

+42

14

4.

Pathetico Madrid

8

5

0

3

53

31

+22

10

5.

Episode 2: Paddy Strikes Back

8

5

0

3

46

39

+7

10

6.

The Uni Imps

8

4

1

3

39

36

+3

9

7.

FC Shuba

8

3

1

4

38

49

-11

7

8.

FC Hasselhoffenheim

8

2

1

5

26

41

-15

5

9

Sleeping Giants

8

1

1

6

28

57

-29

3

10.

News-Hassle United

9

1

0

8

20

68

-48

2

11.

Honey Badgers AFC

8

0

0

8

16

57

-41

0